Amazon Black Friday Starts Early – Super Big Savings
With the economic crisis the world is facing, Amazon decides to cut prices. Black Friday is a godsend for those looking to continue to buy gifts for Christmas. Here are only SOME of the deals featured on Amazon, enjoy the Black Friday Deals
So get your shopping done early and saves hundreds, if not thousands with discounts going up to 40% off (none of that 10% crap that turns out to save you a dollar, but 40% off… That’s almost half the price off!)
Black Friday Deals on Amazon will only last until Sunday, so plan accordingly. Anything over $25 is FREE SHIPPING, and Amazon is notorious for being extremely helpful in returns. They have great customer support that WANT to help. See more after the jump...
Three Wolves Howling At The Moon Shirt – Super Seductive Powers
*KAPOW* The shirt appeared out of nowhere, it’s like running into a Pokemon while your minding your own business circling in the grass. I decide to do a little research on the shirt, and sure enough, this shirt posses special powers. Dwight K Shrute knows the powers of the shirt, and it’s powers were showcased in the new Twilight movie.
Still not convinced that this shirt has special powers? Read the reviews left by customers of the shirt.
Review by B. Govern “Bee-Dot-Govern”
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Review by David Anderson
This isn’t so much as a garment as it is an aphrodisiac
Lin-Manuel Miranda – The Guy From House & CollegeHumor Raps For President Obama
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a Tony Award winning writer and lyricist. You may have seen him on CollegeHumor as a Freestyle Rapping Intern, as part of the Freestyle Love Supreme(Video at the bottom of the post). You may have also seen him on House MD as House’s roommate in Season 6, Alvie. So if you were ever wondering who House’s roommate is, now you have your answer.
Well, now he’s performing for the President. Check out this amazing performance, as Lin performs “The Hamilton Mixtape,” accompanied by Tony/Grammy-winning genius Alex Lacamoire.
CampusLIVE – The New iGoogle, But For College Students – IPOD Touch / Wii FREE
What is CampusLIVE?
CampusLIVE is a website made by students for students. CampusLIVE was created @ UMASS AMHERST and now has hundreds of schools nationwide. CampusLIVE will become your new homepage because it has everything you need. It’s like iGoogle, but for college students. It’s bigger,better and made specifically for college students.
What are some of the cool things that CampusLIVE offers?
The moment you enter the college you go to, CampusLIVE instantly gives you all of the following information: See more after the jump...
